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  • Writer's pictureAshley Gray

Cuffing Season Pre-Sale

With Cuffing Season approaching swiftly, I want to do a pre-sale on my rent-a-bae packages.


Package 1: We go together for two weeks. This is an online-only special. I will photoshop five pictures of us. If you have a child, please let me know- faux family pics are extra.


Package 2: We go together through Thanksgiving. This is a great deal! It includes matching costumes for Halloween and a tray of my famous deviled eggs for your momma's house on Turkey Day. If your family engages in any pilgrim and native play- this is forfeited. I don't condone genocide.


Package 3: We got together until two days before Christmas. Listen, I'm not getting you a gift and you don't have to get me one. We've made it through the holiday, your momma loves me. Mission accomplished. I can't bring you to Carol's because she's gonna have too many questions. You can say I had commitment issues.


Please email downforthestruggleandsnuggle@gmail.com for pricing and other inquiries.



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